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Orcs new look Peon to Hero or Hero to Zero you decide

by - 4 months ago

We have all been hearing about the barber getting some new training in the chiropractic arts. It looks like in the future for just over 300 gold they can now give you a realignment of the spine.  Is it safe? are the results worth the risk? We will take a minute and look at the different classes and let you decide, is the added vantage worth the headache?

Warrior

Before

After

Pros: When I turn to look over my shoulder I actually see more then my shoulder.

Cons: With my neck up in the air it seems like a decapitation risk.

 

Hunter

Before

After

Pros: The higher vantage makes scouting so much easier

Cons: My pets have a harder time hearing my commands

 

Rogue

Before

After

Pros: I like being able to peek over walls instead of just around them

Cons: It is much harder to keep a low profile

 

Shaman

Before

After

Pros: It is easier to make contact with wind spirits with your head in the clouds.

Cons: You can only handle being called Thrall so many times.

 

Mage

Before

After

Pros: I can ride the scary Dark Moon Fair rides.

Cons: The toilet is much further down when I need to hurl after riding the scary Dark Moon Fair rides.

 

Warlock

Before

After

Pros: While on my shoulder my imp minion can whisper sweat nothings about the dark directly into my ears.

Cons: My Imp minions find it harder to stand on my shoulder.

 

 

Monk

Before

After

Pros:  Chi Torpedo no longer gives me whiplash

Cons: I am not as aerodynamic when running.

 

 

Death Knight

Before

After

Pros: I can see into the Lich Kings eyes

Cons: I can see into the Lich Kings eyes

 

As you can see the results speak for themselves. Just as a final note, an Orc walks into a bar and screams ouch. Another orc walks in and says I told you to be careful after visiting the Barber.

 


Aaron "BLU3" Thomson

Blu3 the head of Overwatch Oversight, the infamous relic hunter, and occasional Crusader.